Friday, May 25, 2007

"No matter how nice you are ,some people are PLAIN ARSE-HOLES !!" The story of Miss A,Miss B ,Miss C & Miss D

I really don't know how the line in Spiderman ,the movie goes.I mean the one"No matter how hard I try....",but there is one line which convincingly suits me these days."No matter how nice you are ,some people are PLAIN ARSE-HOLES !!"

No matter how nice I am to them,some people make a complete mockery of it.The day was so terrible.Another busy day with lots of people bitching.Started off with this lost soul telling another confused soul that I have been bitching about her friend who is an equally confused soul.Sounds confusing.Well actually Miss A has gone ahead and told Miss B(i really adore Miss B) that I have bitched about Miss C (who is friends with Miss A & Miss B) to Miss D.Now I hardly know Miss D ,but I am really good friends with Miss A & Miss B.Also as a matter of fact I know Miss C considerably well.However Miss D is practiaclly a stranger to me.Sounds confusing,well it is ...even to me.Now I am really not bothered about the feelings of Miss C & Miss D.However It surprises me to no limits that Miss A being such a close pal of mine,can talk like that.she is a complete arse-hole.Seems to me that she is not enjoying the close proximity of Miss B and me.But then,what also surprises me is the complete distrust and ignorance of Miss B.I mean women are confusing ,but it is all the more a bigger pain if they don't have any grey cells.Now what happened was a complete chaos.MissB was furious with me as it seems I have been telling stories about Miss C to Miss D.On top of it, the fake smiles of Miss A and Miss C.Probably by now Miss A has told Miss C that I am busy circulating stories about her(Miss C).Sounds confusing.Even I am.Now Miss B has promised Miss A that she won't tell me what Miss A has spoken about me.But then,she broke the promise and told me about it. Now ,Miss B wants me to promise her that I wouldn't tell any of the things she has told me to Miss A ,Miss C and Miss D .Hell...i so badly want to ask Miss A about all the commotion she is creating .But my lips are sealed and yes...my hands are tied too....I don't really mind hitting a woman.

Now, you must be thinking that why am i so bothered just because some people are talking nonsense. Well.....I try not to get bothered.But,let me tell you something.I am so nice to these people ,it would be beyond your comprehension !!! Oooh...I am so nice !! I am not in a habit of appraisal,but then you have to see it to know how much I care about these people.It's plainly my frustrations coming out on these pages.I really want to get rid of these people ,but I can't.""No matter how nice you are ,some people are PLAIN ARSE-HOLES !!""

PS: Had an arguement with my manager as he said that I didn't shave.Well I didn't...but who cares.I wonder if he did it himself !!! And also he said the "TOMMY HILFIGER" shirt I was wearing was not a formal attire.Well,actually it wasn't.But did he notice the kind of shoes he was wearing? Well they were dirty.And my shirt was semi-formal for your kind information.I hate to admit it.But then,I don't like people saying something bad about my clothes....I jus' hate it !!!

2 comments:

CrimZin said...

Hey Bro,

I finally got the time to write back somethin. This is actually my second draft(teh 1st one got deleted somehow). Sorry for the delay.

It was really hillarious reading abt Ms A/B/C/D and admitidly a bit confusing too. But yes, the world does makes up for many such arseholes and bitches. I've been a victim twice myself. Once in my family circle and 2nd, not surprisingly at work. All I could say is that they are ignorant of the fact that they are causing unecessary misunderstandings and heartaches between 2 normal human beings in a perfectly healthy realtionship(whatever that means). Till they get a taste of their own poison, I guess they'd go on with the same shit ritualy.

Dude, I dnt remember seeing u with a stuble at the workplace. Maybe, I was too pre-occupied with my own insanities. But I might start noticing the manager the next time I see him, just to see if he really is a hypocrite I'm hoping he's not, cause I do hold him in high esteem.

Coming to ur blog, well I din write much coz I din have much thoughts comin across and I din wanna end up looking like a fool just blabberin somethin for the heck of it. But seriously, what I do admire more, is WHAT you write than HOW you write(which is quite commendable in iteself). Really makes for interesting stuff. Wish I had enuf guts to post my personal insanities too. Till then, I guess its gonna be cut-copy-paste.

Keep up the good work bro...look fwd to reading more insanities.

Anonymous said...

Well written article.