Tuesday, February 23, 2010
An Open Letter To the Kitten..Oops TIGER
Dear Sir
(Dictionary meaning: a polite form of address spoken or written to a man..After all you did and doing I don't feel like using this term, however I can't afford to be rude can I?)
With a real frustrated mood I felt like writing this letter, even though this comes a tad too late.Maybe,I did the right thing in delaying this as you must have been busy kicking someone's arse (Read My name is Khan).First things first..Whats wrong with you and your followers?
What’s with You and your stand against the other Indians?Tell me what would Maharashtra (or say Mumbai) be without the others? We were taught in school that India is for all the Indians and they have the right to own, stay, work in any part of this goddamn country. Maybe you didn’t. It’s never too late. One is never too old to learn and you still consider yourself young. Right?
When I came to Mumbai to study I was told that everyone seek blessings from you.Yes they were right. They sought blessings so that Shiv Sainiks will never trouble them. I was awed by the fact that a few goons who consider you as God can go to any extent to make everyone’s life miserable. The amount of property damage you and your vandals caused can surely fund ten schools for the slum kids. However education is none of your concern .After all educated fools wont listen to your tantrums again and again.
Outsiders…Go Back to your respective states. Were you sleeping when BOMBAY...oops Mumbai was attacked again and again by terrorists? I suppose many of those who died were outsiders and one of the NSG commando who died was a non-Maharashtrian.Instead of wasting your time in chasing the other Indians, you could have done something about the growing population of the immigrants from our neighboring countries. When Sachin said that Mumbai is for Indians you made his life miserable. Probably you forgot that his contribution to the society and country is thousand times more than you and your Sainiks put together. Maybe I am talking about a completely different ball game over here. Who cares about cricket?
Then came the useless gaga about SRK.I am not a great fan of Shah Rukh Khan's movies, but Mr.Thackrey's sweet nothings did embarrass the whole country.Irony:The movie did manage to portray the problems of a certain community however couldn't do anything about our very own villaines.If only you had saved your time, energy and EFFORTS for a better cause. Hell no...you won't do that. These are the more pressing issues and need to be dealt with an iron fist.Afterall inflation, population, recession can take a back seat as always.
Now Your Highness is slamming Mr.Gadkari for appealing to Muslims regarding the Hindu Temple in Ayodhya.Classic example of one idiot slamming another. Sorry I went overboard.Afterall Your Highness called two actors as 2 Idiots. Sorry for this goofup.Now what? Maybe you should chase away all the people from Gujrat, Rajasthan, Delhi; North-East..blah blah...the list goes on. You should be happy that I gave some more fodder to the canon..or is it a Water-Pistol?
I can go on and on. Just give me one chance 'Sir' and I promise that I won't let you down.Till then keep on screwing everyone's happiness like an annoying kitten does in the middle of the night. meow meow meow. Or should it be "RRoaaaaaaar"?
I call it a Day. Bye Now..
Yours' Sincerely
A Frustrated Soul
PS:If you are running out of ideas then you can make all your Sainiks clean up the streets of BOMBAY...ooops Mumbai(Sorry)..people will get a clear picture of your shit..oops..POWER
Monday, September 21, 2009
"DOGS FIGHTING IN THE NAME CATTLE-CLASS"
to be the main protagonist of the story !!
This is in reference to the recent chaos caused by Shashi Tharror's tweet."Austerity Drive"
So what's the harm if someone says "cattle class out of solidarity with all our holy cows!”.
If it was not Mr. Tharoor but someone else it would have been OK. What's the harm
if he uses his own money for five star stay? You have it so might as well use it.Atleast he is not faking it , unlike most of his collegues.
Read two artiicles in TOI today. One by Shobhaa De and one by Chetan Bhagat. They are right in their own ways.Instead of wasting time why everyone is not doing their work.I am sure all this goddamn politicians have got lots and lots of work to take care of. We should be happy that finally after so many years we have got people who are educated and can connect to we youths. How many of these cryin politicians know what TWEETER means !!! Forget it...How many of them actually know the meaning of " Cattle Class" ???
Jus' because someone is protesting so even u will go ahead and protest !
Jus' beacuse "Austerity Drive " is the in-thing so you will travel in economy class !!
Do these guys actually trying to save money for the government? I am sure these publicity stunts cost more than you traveling " Cattle Class"...Will you just get a life? You can instead put some more efforts in controlling "SWINE-FLU" rather than making an issue of the "CATTLE CLASS" statement !!
Will you stop arguing and concentrate more on the economy state the country?
Will you stop making a mountain of a mole?
Don't you think there are thousands of other important issues to take care of?
Can't you keep all these petty things aside and have a sense of humor?
Please Don't criticize people if you can't appreciate them.
Finally it's amazing to have few people up there who are technologically sound and well educated.
I am not supporting anyone over here.Just that we have lots to take care of instead of mud-slinging and finding faults in others.It's about time that all these politicians come out of that cocoon and behave like responsible grown up adults...I am sure nobody is listening.Nor do I expect them to.It's just that I don't have any other way of venting out my frustrations (Thanks to the articles in the papers regarding this cattle-class dung)..
"BLOODY DOGS FIGHTING IN THE NAME OF CATTLE CLASS"
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
NGOs : So cool to be a part of it !!!
NGOs.....
Of late I am seeing this craze about people joining NGOs for some cause or the other.
My foot !!I wonder how many of them are actually fighting...Oops working for a cause.Maybe because you want some instant fame so you need to be on the limelight and you don't have any other ways to do it!Or is it the fact that your college credits and honors programme largely depend on the fact that how many hours you put in this so called NGO?Or you want to be in the limelight so why not join an NGO?Recently met a friend...well...so called friend.Working with Teach India Foundation. There are so many cool chicks...might as well.Social work with a Cause !! Over here it is Social Work with purpose.I don't want to take potshots at anyone as I know some out there would definitely feel that my whole purpose of writing this is to put them down.No ...It's not like that !!You work for some NGOs dealing with orphans but you have a ten year old maid servant at your place working from 6 in the morning to 10 in the night.You work for some NGOs dealing with the Environment but you burn gallons of oil commuting and some dozens of cigarettes and joints thinking about the cause.I decided to work for a NGO dealing with cancer patients...Everyday i smoke more then twenty cigarettes and the person I am working with gets affected by my habit.I can't handle this double standard.I am not working anymore!! I don't want to portray myself as a saint ...I would rather be a sinner. At least my conscience won't prick me again and again everyday.I am sure most these so called hypocrites,do-gooders wont be affected by anything.
You will keep on littering this whole city and still keep on shouting " Clean Mumbai - Green Mumbai"
You will keep on abusing children (lesser children) and still vouch for upliftment of slum-kids right?How many of you don't ask for the "cutting chai" from "chotu" at the tea-stall?
Working for the environment...well when all you swines out there are raping it from right left and centre..
You will shout for woman empowerment but you would hesitate to give your bus-seat to that old lady?
You will be an active member for some damn NGO dealing with gay rights...but you surely have a problem if your sister's tendencies are not straight.
I can't mend my ways but atleast I won't be a part of something which I don't support from my heart !! Atleast at the end of the day I won't be doing something for limelight,college grades or simply to hangout at some cool places with fellow wannabes..hypocrites..
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Why so much of Hype and hoopla regarding "Kasab"
Ajmal Kasab...this guy has spoilt my mood for three days in a row AGAIN..Thanks to our media who are always on a look out for a scoop.They just need something or the other to feel their pages.First they came out with an article that he needs "rakhi" to be tied as he was missing his sisters.What about the dozens he killed.I am sure quite a few sisters lost their lives. Then he asks for Biryani....I mean do the newspapers need to mention it? I am sure people who were directly affected by his act must be wondering which was worse: they loosing their near ones or the cheap publicity this guy getting? Today I read an article that he needs safety from Swine Flue. This BLOODY SWINE needs to hanged immediately or knowing that our system is so lax atleast Media should stop this slip shot fashion of publishing "Kasab's Problems" and making a mockery of our feelings.All these news reports are just adding insult to the injury. Will someone take a note?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Mumbai Rains...Mumbai Pain...Everytime

Mumbai:The greatest city of India...Shanghai dreams..well well...here we are ...all set to become better than Shanghai. At 11 in the morning, I just crossed the Hindmata channel (in case you don't know,its a place in Dadar,Mumbai).Maybe I am exaggerating a bit ,but I wouldn't be lying if I say that it was quite close to swimming.It took me forty minutes to cross that stretch of road and now I am all soggy and super drenched.All thanks to the flooded roads !!
Nothing has been done all this while.The so called BMC(Brihanmumbai Municipal Corp..or whatever) is so incompetent that sometimes I feel if they deliver half the things they promise. Open manholes, flooded roads, blocked roads are just one of the few SMALL (pun intended !!!) problems we Mumbaiites are facing. Just one goddamn bloody rain ...and the whole city has come to a standstill ...well almost.Still the government,the so called bureaucrats,everybody claim that they are doing enough for our city. Everything is in place and B'bay can't be flooded this time.
But it did!! Again ! Just a few hours of rain since yesterday and I am stuck here...completely drenched and frustrated sitting in this Goddamn manhole of a cafe. Shanghai dreams....Not happening !!! I cant even think of one place where I can enjoy the monsoon rather than cursing it. Maybe my thought process has gone bankrupt!!!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
RACISM: We are Tasting our own Medicine
Being an Indian from North East (Assam), I completely understand his views. There has been soo many instances when the so called educated people ask me if ASSAM is in Nepal...? Is it just the lack of knowledge or just the seeds of racism embedded in our mind?
Why do we call anyone with oriental looks from North East as CHINKIES?Why Maharashtrians are called GHATIS?Why people from U.P. (Uttar Pradesh) or Bihar are called as BHAIYYAS?Why every Muslim is a MULLAH?Why people from the southern states of India referred to as MADRASIS, irrespective of whether they are Tamil, Kannad, Malayalee....etc?
The comments made by Mizoram's CM are drawing quite a bit of negative publicity. However, I don't think that his statements were baseless.
When a few questions like the one stated above, 'Is Assam a part of China/Nepal?' came to me, and answers which I am forced to give leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Either we seriously lack basic geographical knowledge or we simply are racist. The latter looks like the most probable answer.
This doesn't mean that I don't condemn the things happening in Australia. However, I feel that it is about time that we get our own acts right, to begin with...
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Selfish Us !!!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Why???
Why Calamities are of two kinds?
misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
how else can you explain loosing out everything you tend to loose !!
Why nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it?
Why we never say that we lost the game? Why do we say that we ran out of time?
Why is it that only I can provide something which you need badly : My absence.
Maybe I will say I don't want you to read this...But why am I writing it anyway?
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Mr. Antulay...What's wrong with you?
"Sir !! Please get your facts right and then speak out.You have some responsibilities so please SHUT UP...when you really can't talk any sense."
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Sum of all Fear !!
Sick and tired of looking at all these newspaper showing numbers and
stats of everything and anything.X number of people died in Y number of
blasts with Z number of injuries. Numbers in politics. How many more
candidates do we require to form the government? Everyday I read these
set of TEN questions put forward by a local daily about what Mumbaiites
are asking? How many soldiers are dying everyday? For how many months
the investigations will continue? How many innocent lives? How many
broken homes ? I am fiddling around with numbers as well ...how many
buses I should miss so that I get the least crowded bus? My fears and my
beliefs...crowded places attract more terrorists.Will it be OK if I miss
THREE more locals so that I get a slow train? Why I feel that a fast
train might have a bomb? Why have I started feeling that the SIXTH and
the SEVENTH (Saturday n Sunday) day are more prone to attacks ? Its been
more than TWO weeks... SIXTEEN days to be precise since 26/11 and I am
still scared. Still not sure if everything is alright.I can't say that I
am not scared.I seriously am !!!However I wont keep quiet .I wont let my
anger calm down...not so soon..even if I am ONE of those numbers who are
suffering.
PS : I am the saddest person today as my Boss (The coolest Boss on
Earth) is leaving for Australia. Hope he comes back soon !!!! Maybe , I
have to start counting the number of days he will take to come
back....again these bloody numbers !!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
I am A POLITICIAN
I came and I left , but my legacy remains !!
The same tarnished image
So full of lust , so bloody insane !!
Doesn't matter if my city burns
Doesn't matter if everyone dies,
Nothing can change me , nothing can move me
Be it your dying daughter or my mother's cries !!
I may say that you can't stay in my city
I forgot that some of you died saving the same city
"I Will face your calamities" Am kidding !!
I wouldn't dare !!!
I am there for all of you,
Have no fear !!
Got no respect for laws,coz I am the Law !!
Wherever I go,make sure you make the way
Don't you forget to bow .
Doesn't matter if you get shot on your way home
I am your protector ." Yes I am the one"
Your home was gutted,your mother was raped !!
You were there and I was always hiding behind you.
Why are you complaining now?
Wasn't it you who got me here ?
Don't regret !! Of Course . It was you !!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Is there any way out?
Every time I go and sit in front of the T.V. same pictures come to my head.Someone running away from the chaos,someone hiding in some corner or someone who is so shocked that he doesn't know where to go or where to run.Boom boom...Bang !!!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Just another blast...Big Deal !!!
Another busy day filled with news reports of death,blood and tears.God only knows how many died and how many more are going to die.We will forget soon...afterall they are just numbers.It really gives me creeps thinking about the fact that someone next to me is planning to create a major chaos ...mass destruction.Someone I saw in the train is going to blow the whole goddamn train.Someone partying in a disco is actually planning to blow the whole thing up...Can you believe it? Naaah...I am just kidding darling !!!
Friday, November 28, 2008
When will it end ????

Another day aand another mayhem.B'bay was rocked by one of the worst terror attacks and we all are helpless.Some crazy lunatics went on a killing spree here killing hundreds and injuring thousands.Buning quite a few places and wiping thousands of dreams and hopes.
Its not about how many people died but the way they died.I am going through mixed emotions...that of sorrow..anger and frustration.Hostage drama is still going on.Feeling sorry about the brave cops who died in the process.I have just realised how wrong I was in criticzing cops all the time.If only I could have done something.
Me and my friends were lucky.Otherwise I wouldn't have been itting here writing this page.I was near Oberoi hotel waiting for my friends.Luckily I met them in Marine Drive opposite the ill fated hotel.Firing started after fifteen minutes.We were lucky. Then we decided to head off to another place to have dinner.Couldn't make it.Unfortunately there was a blast at that place also.We wre lucky for the second time.By the time I reached home it was two in the night.Luck was surely with us.

When this chaos going to stop? How long we will keep quite?Why can't we make them taste their own medicine? They will hurt us no matter what we do,so might as well hurt them and get lkilled.I know for a fact that I am fighting for a lost cause.Isn't there anything we can do? How long do we wait? Can't anyone help us? Can't we fight back? Heaven only knows !!!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Random quotes
Enough of my cribbing.God !! I sound like one old complaining granny.
I am in a very abstract mood.Sometimes when you feel something about someone, you just hope that the feelings are mutual....but the irony is that it never works out with anyone.There is a constant feeling of mistrust.If only all such things existed then life would have been so much better.Oh!! Whats wrong with me????
PS: Why the two faces of a coin are so different from each other ? Why cant people come clean? Why do people talk behind our backs? Why there are so much of complications? Why all of us are hypocrites? Why is it that I am the only sufferer?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
BADMAN and The Assam Blasts

Guys I don't know whether it is the right thing to address this issue over here again and again and how Bangladeshi migrants have over populated the whole place and how they are creating a breeding ground for terror not only in Assam but all over India.How our indifference is killing us through and through and how nothing has been done about finding the people involved.This needs to be seriously tackled and maybe all of us can come out with something concrete.
A News article says that one can't also rule out the BADMAN theory which was circulating on the net a few months ago.This theory propagated has come to fore yet again with the Assam Blasts.The user who posted the topic - many believe he could be one of the terrorists - abbreviated the words in 'BADMAN' in serial order of the target places i.E. Bangalore, Ahmedabad and Delhi.
What next?
Who will it be?
When will it be ?
Maybe some place with "N" or maybe someplace which we can't even think about.
What happened to our so called awesome Intelligence ?
Maybe all we will do is the most convenient thing..by forgetting whatever happened.If that happens then I will pray that we all " RUST IN PEACE "
Monday, November 10, 2008
Present : Imperfact Future : Tensed

A congratulatory message from Bangladesh, intercepted a day after the serial blasts in Assam, holds the key to the investigation into the bombings. The intercept suggests the main planner was in Agartala and adds to evidence against the Harkat-ul-Jehad-al-Islami, which New Delhi will soon take up with Dhaka.
INDIANEXPRESS.COM
Guwahati, November 1 :
In an SMS message sent to local ‘News Live’ television channel, the ISF-IM claimed responsibility for Thursday’s blasts and threatened to carry out more bomb explosions in several parts of the country. “We, ISF-IM, take the responsibility of yesterday blast. We warn all of Assam and India for situation like this in future. We thank all our holy members and partners. AAamin,” the SMS read.
DNAINDIA.COM
These are a few snippets of the terror looming over our head,over our state..over India.The mere thought of someone appreciating for such an act is good enough to send shivers through your spine.Are we doing something about it? Practically No.Today we might catch some of these gentlemen behind this act but tomorrow they will be running Scot-free,killing more in the process.For how long we will adopt this liberal view? For how long we will follow the principle of peace and give a blind eye to such things?
Reports suggested the involvement of ULFA.At first I had my doubts.Can the same people who cry "Assam-Assam" at the simplest provocation join hands with an outsider to carry out such a ghastly act?Maybe I was wrong.I never supported ULFA .Being an Assamese you cant go ahead and burn your heaven.Maybe all these news reports will open our eyes.These terrorists cant be any one's friends or brothers.
Why so much of hatred? Why so much of innocent blood.Had we approached this problem with an iron fist we wouldn't have seen this day.So many families lost their only hope ,the light of their life.Its darkness everywhere.Innocent children for our better tomorrow were killed on their way to school.We were so shattered seeing violence for last 20 years,and this incident will make it all the worse.
Nothing will happen,till we do something. Writing about this issue is not worthwhile either.All we can do is keep our eyes and ears open and do the damage control before its too late.

A silent prayer for all those who departed
&
Hatred for the people who gave us darkness.......
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Wake Up

Still can't get over the Blasts.


3) Once and for all stop all the aids and assistence of these dirty rotten scroundels
Jus' another day
