An Open Letter To the Kitten..Oops TIGER

Just when the whole country right from M S Dhoni to facebook enthusiasts are crying out to save the tigers(JUST 1411 LEFT CAMPAIGN),the self-proclaimed tiger (Read Bal Thackrey) is transforming himself to a meek kitten. This is an open letter to his highness(which I think is a futile attempt).Just praying that this dying tiger gets some of his lost pride back.




Dear Sir


(Dictionary meaning: a polite form of address spoken or written to a man..After all you did and doing I don't feel like using this term, however I can't afford to be rude can I?)






With a real frustrated mood I felt like writing this letter, even though this comes a tad too late.Maybe,I did the right thing in delaying this as you must have been busy kicking someone's arse (Read My name is Khan).First things first..Whats wrong with you and your followers?


What’s with You and your stand against the other Indians?Tell me what would Maharashtra (or say Mumbai) be without the others? We were taught in school that India is for all the Indians and they have the right to own, stay, work in any part of this goddamn country. Maybe you didn’t. It’s never too late. One is never too old to learn and you still consider yourself young. Right?


When I came to Mumbai to study I was told that everyone seek blessings from you.Yes they were right. They sought blessings so that Shiv Sainiks will never trouble them. I was awed by the fact that a few goons who consider you as God can go to any extent to make everyone’s life miserable. The amount of property damage you and your vandals caused can surely fund ten schools for the slum kids. However education is none of your concern .After all educated fools wont listen to your tantrums again and again.


Outsiders…Go Back to your respective states. Were you sleeping when BOMBAY...oops Mumbai was attacked again and again by terrorists? I suppose many of those who died were outsiders and one of the NSG commando who died was a non-Maharashtrian.Instead of wasting your time in chasing the other Indians, you could have done something about the growing population of the immigrants from our neighboring countries. When Sachin said that Mumbai is for Indians you made his life miserable. Probably you forgot that his contribution to the society and country is thousand times more than you and your Sainiks put together. Maybe I am talking about a completely different ball game over here. Who cares about cricket?


Then came the useless gaga about SRK.I am not a great fan of Shah Rukh Khan's movies, but Mr.Thackrey's sweet nothings did embarrass the whole country.Irony:The movie did manage to portray the problems of a certain community however couldn't do anything about our very own villaines.If only you had saved your time, energy and EFFORTS for a better cause. Hell no...you won't do that. These are the more pressing issues and need to be dealt with an iron fist.Afterall inflation, population, recession can take a back seat as always.


Now Your Highness is slamming Mr.Gadkari for appealing to Muslims regarding the Hindu Temple in Ayodhya.Classic example of one idiot slamming another. Sorry I went overboard.Afterall Your Highness called two actors as 2 Idiots. Sorry for this goofup.Now what? Maybe you should chase away all the people from Gujrat, Rajasthan, Delhi; North-East..blah blah...the list goes on. You should be happy that I gave some more fodder to the canon..or is it a Water-Pistol?


I can go on and on. Just give me one chance 'Sir' and I promise that I won't let you down.Till then keep on screwing everyone's happiness like an annoying kitten does in the middle of the night. meow meow meow. Or should it be "RRoaaaaaaar"?

I call it a Day. Bye Now..
Yours' Sincerely


A Frustrated Soul





PS:If you are running out of ideas then you can make all your Sainiks clean up the streets of BOMBAY...ooops Mumbai(Sorry)..people will get a clear picture of your shit..oops..POWER

"DOGS FIGHTING IN THE NAME CATTLE-CLASS"

Media needs a story and our great politicians leave no stone upturned
to be the main protagonist of the story !!
This is in reference to the recent chaos caused by Shashi Tharror's tweet."Austerity Drive"
So what's the harm if someone says "cattle class out of solidarity with all our holy cows!”.
If it was not Mr. Tharoor but someone else it would have been OK. What's the harm
if he uses his own money for five star stay? You have it so might as well use it.Atleast he is not faking it , unlike most of his collegues.

Read two artiicles in TOI today. One by Shobhaa De and one by Chetan Bhagat. They are right in their own ways.Instead of wasting time why everyone is not doing their work.I am sure all this goddamn politicians have got lots and lots of work to take care of. We should be happy that finally after so many years we have got people who are educated and can connect to we youths. How many of these cryin politicians know what TWEETER means !!! Forget it...How many of them actually know the meaning of " Cattle Class" ???

Jus' because someone is protesting so even u will go ahead and protest !
Jus' beacuse "Austerity Drive " is the in-thing so you will travel in economy class !!

Do these guys actually trying to save money for the government? I am sure these publicity stunts cost more than you traveling " Cattle Class"...Will you just get a life? You can instead put some more efforts in controlling "SWINE-FLU" rather than making an issue of the "CATTLE CLASS" statement !!
Will you stop arguing and concentrate more on the economy state the country?
Will you stop making a mountain of a mole?
Don't you think there are thousands of other important issues to take care of?
Can't you keep all these petty things aside and have a sense of humor?
Please Don't criticize people if you can't appreciate them.
Finally it's amazing to have few people up there who are technologically sound and well educated.

I am not supporting anyone over here.Just that we have lots to take care of instead of mud-slinging and finding faults in others.It's about time that all these politicians come out of that cocoon and behave like responsible grown up adults...I am sure nobody is listening.Nor do I expect them to.It's just that I don't have any other way of venting out my frustrations (Thanks to the articles in the papers regarding this cattle-class dung)..

"BLOODY DOGS FIGHTING IN THE NAME OF CATTLE CLASS"

Mumbai Rains...Mumbai Pain...Everytime

Mumbai:The greatest city of India...Shanghai dreams..well well...here we are ...all set to become better than Shanghai. At 11 in the morning, I just crossed the Hindmata channel (in case you don't know,its a place in Dadar,Mumbai).Maybe I am exaggerating a bit ,but I wouldn't be lying if I say that it was quite close to swimming.It took me forty minutes to cross that stretch of road and now I am all soggy and super drenched.All thanks to the flooded roads !!

Nothing has been done all this while.The so called BMC(Brihanmumbai Municipal Corp..or whatever) is so incompetent that sometimes I feel if they deliver half the things they promise. Open manholes, flooded roads, blocked roads are just one of the few SMALL (pun intended !!!) problems we Mumbaiites are facing. Just one goddamn bloody rain ...and the whole city has come to a standstill ...well almost.Still the government,the so called bureaucrats,everybody claim that they are doing enough for our city. Everything is in place and B'bay can't be flooded this time.

But it did!! Again ! Just a few hours of rain since yesterday and I am stuck here...completely drenched and frustrated sitting in this Goddamn manhole of a cafe. Shanghai dreams....Not happening !!! I cant even think of one place where I can enjoy the monsoon rather than cursing it. Maybe my thought process has gone bankrupt!!!