Thursday, December 20, 2007
Smells like TEAM SPIRIT
Where was the team spirit then? Where was so called the feeling of being in a team.I really love my space and I really can't stand hypocrites.I am OK with being a team member and taking part in team events.What I really don't like is glamorising the whole concept.At work I am happy being a team member,but I can't stand someone ordering me to do something in the name of team spirit !!!
Live and let live.
I love being me and I love my self.
I love my own space.I have my own comfort zone ,so let me be !!
PS: Been ages I wrote something. Seems like I have become morally bankrupt and intellectually degraded !!!!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Death Whispered A Lullaby
Really amazineg.Got this cool thing in my blog now.
So you guys can enjoy some music whenever you want.
Wonder if someone will actually appreciate it sometime?...
Opeth - Death Whispered A Lullaby Lyrics
Out on the road there are fireflies circling
Deep in the woods, where the lost souls hide
Over the hill there are men returning
Trying to find some peace of mind
Sleep my child
Under the fog there are shadows moving
Don't be afraid, hold my hand
Into the dark there are eyelids closing
Buried alive in the shifting sands
Sleep my child
Speak to me now and the world will crumble
Open a door and the moon will fall
All of your life, all your memories
Go to your dreams, forget it all
Sleep my child
Then & Now
better to do...........
I am missing home.
The daily chores.
The fried fish and the steamed rice.
The quiet evening in the veranda with a
Hot cup of tea.
I am missing the comfort of my bed and
those quiet chilly nights punctuated by
distant howling of foxes.
I am missing those noisy mornings.
Constant nagging of my folks and
waiting eagerly for the newspaper.
I am missing my farm.
Missing those buckets of fishes I used to catch in the pond.
Sitting quietly in my neighbour's shop.
Puffing cigarettes
Always on the run,hoping I don't get caught.
Eating tons of mint,
"Damn! I shouldn't be stinking."
Saving the remaining bit of the cigarette for tomorrow.
And "Oh!That bit smells like a Dead Cigarette."
Even the college days were better.
The fights,the games.
The gossips,the outings.
Seems like those days were better.
And Now.....
Too many issues to deal with.
Hypocrites everywhere.
Can't trust nobody.
Nothing to look forward.
Hardly myself.
I know where I am headed.
Whats going to happen.
The road is too long
The burden of my self is killing me.
Its tough !!!
Wish my hassle-free childhood comes back.
I know it is long gone...............
Disclaimer: It is a piece of nonsense and is not to be thought about seriously
Monday, August 13, 2007
"Shit"!!!! Why so much of "Expectations"?????
Lost Somewhere...I don't know where
Ain't got no job
Ain't got no money
I am heading out to nowhere
Life's a real misery.
Packing and unpacking and packing again and again unpacking.Thought of going home.Missed my train and then planned again and again changed my mind.Can't really make up my mind and can't really mind my mind.
The monsoon and my laziness,
The alcohol and the hangover,
The fights and the bruises,
The uppers and the flight of fancy,
The dreams and then waking up that they are not so real,
The lies and the after-effects!!!
There are lots to these lines then it seems and the irony is that I know it all and I still try not knowing it.
Completely out of touch and complete stranger to myself.
That's what have become to me.
I do love the isolation and don't regret a bit of it.
Keep on doing it and will do it again.
But maybe life will be on a better track soon....Till then........
Friday, June 29, 2007
"The tiring day and a Crazy night with the old monk"
Have absolutely no money with me.Somehow I managed to collect some,borrow some and with my li'l devils managed to get home Mr.Old Monk.(Now,I have to tell you about these two little devils I know in my place.Spontaneous with full of energy and very very short tempered.But always game for a crazy plan.I love it.Can't live with them and CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM).Dinner was sponsored by this Over-Smart kid who was compelled to treat us.I will certainly mention about this kid sometime as he is already starting to get on my nerves.Anyway,after dinner all of a sudden it started pouring cats and dogs.I really wonder why they use this term.What has cats and dogs got to do with rains,except for the fact that they are under your bed during the rains.Roads were flooded and Marine Drive(a place close to my PG )was literally empty.Four of us(that includes the smart kid and two li'l devils) waded our way through the roads filled with water.Marine Drive was awesome.I really can't get enough of it.Rain water all over us and Mr.Old Monk giving us his divine warmth.What a way to finish the day...A night to remember.Hope such nights come every day and lasts for an eternity.
Just thought of telling you a few facts:I tripped terribly on my way to Marine Drive.Actually Mr.Monk pushed me real hard.I came to know about it only today after his divine powers were long gone.
I just hope that I have enough money throughout this Monsoon so that I can get the services of Mr.Monk or get a Royal Stag for barbecue.Even the company of Mr.Haywards or Kingfisher fries are worth mentioning in these rains.
PS:In case you are wondering who are Mr.Old monk or Mr.Haywards,do come over to my place and I will make you meet the sweet Parsi fellow from the nearby Wine Shop.They are his esteemed clients.Cheers.
"The Shadow Of Kamakhya" A real Dark Shadow !!
The book starts of it with how Kamakhya got its name.In case you guys don't know it is the biggest temple in Assam.It is devoted to Shiva's wife Parvati.Legend has it that when Sati(another form of Parvati) committed suicide following the insult inflicted on Shiva by her father Daksha,the grieving Shiva carried her body around the three worlds.To rouse him from grief,Vishnu severed the body into many pieces.One piece-the yoni-fell on Kamagiri near Guwahati.Thereafter the spot became Kamakhya,the goddess of sexual desire,and a place famous for tantric puja and animal sacrifices.
The book supposedly explores the soul of Assam in the midst of terrorism, casteism,etc starting of with a story called "The Journey".I don't deny the fact that over the years Assam has been a bloody ground of terrorism and extremism.However,I never came across or heard anything so ridiculous like the story"the Offspring" where in an upper-class prostitute kills her unborn baby as it's father is her low-caste lover.The stories have been written beautifully,no doubt about it.You feel as if you are in Assam when you go through the book.However the way Assam has been portrayed is absolutely ridiculous.Caste-system is minimal in Assam.There is no concept of dowry in Assam.Even words used in the stories for describing abuses are non-existent as there are hardly any abuses(excepting a few) which are used by people in villages.Terrorism does exist but I haven't heard of any terrorist striking anyone for money(the story"journey") that too in front of his folks.Ridiculous.
It is not something I am writing to offend anyone nor is it to glorify anything.Just that I will never except the way Assam has been portrayed in the book.I am sure there had been (and there will be )some exceptions which inspired the writers to pen down their feelings.But collectively ,I feel the book does give an ugly picture to the whole world about my "Sunali Axom" !!!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
A day of my life....
Had a few nerve-wrecking sessions at the office and also bunked work for two days(Health issues).Joined a new process and colleagues have changed at work.No sweats.Really getting annoyed at the way things are moving.Brain cells are dead and I don't feel like writing anything.
PS:Had one of the best day of my life yesterday.Someone(too sweet of her !!!) took me out for a walk by the sea(Gateway to be precise) in the morning , just too prove it to me that she cares 'bout me (and doesn't hate me) and oh i luv her so much.She made my day and I will treasure it forever.Good to have someone like her as your best friend.Now don't you get any ideas as you will never know.Why am I telling you about my life anyway?
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gossips...A New learning experience
1)There is an amazing concept of looking at your future by this unique concept called"Nadi sashtra"...thumb impression..used to predict your future.The future predictor a.k.a the "baba" tells u abt all your life ,past and future.He tells you what you were in your past life.Seems like my friend's friend was supposedly the son of a king's sentry.He(the kid)was very naughty and was chucked out of the kingdome.I hope that my friend doesn't become a dog in her futture.
2)You get amazig tubes ad tank-tops annd corsets in several places in Bandra."Trios" and "TryMe" are best places where you get those stuffs.Corsets hides the extra fat in a body and seems they are quite expensive.
3)Ever heard about "Cute" looking boots? Boots with seductive looks?Boots which look "Hot"? Well...I did!!! Advantages of listening to gossips.You learn new things.
4)I also learnt which perfumes are good and which deoderants have feminine smell.Seems like Victoria's Secret & UDV are here to stay.Beauty Centre rocks.I also got to know lots of things about eye-liners,lip-sticks,foundations,eye-liners,etc.
5)Got an amazing overview of different resturants nearby.Which place sells the best pizzas annd where you get the most awesome burgers.There were lots of other things which were worth mentioning but keeping in consideration of the people around me I wouldn't.
I slept quite a lot @ work and couldn't fininsh this post.Had quite an eventful evening.
PS:Got stuck in a three hour traffic jam when I went to pick up a dear friend of mine from the airport.Just my luck!!!!
God !!! I am so sleepy.
Friday, June 8, 2007
Angry "Holiday God" and my new love "Maya"
I have enough reasons to prove that He is not happy.I had three offs starting from Tuesday till yesterday.I was supposed to go for some brilliant movies.That didn't happen.Ended up watching SHREK3(It was great) in Balcony with someone I didn't want to meet(That too in Balcony and I had to pay for the tickets..just my luck).Alcohol-scene was bad.Supply was less than Demand.So were the unwanted refugees who have made my room there permanent home and I really don't appreciate it.As I mentioned it before Holiday God didn't provide me with ample of funds.I was broke...terribly.Now the biggest shocker!!! My immediate "Boss"(I am so much in love with him) wanted me to come to office for my appraisals(Confirmation in the company) for fifteen mins yesterday.For fifteen minutes I have to travel more than three hours.He thinks I am Spider-man ,the Friendly(??!!) Neighbourhood(It takes me 90 mins to travel to office from home) hero.I obviously didn't go.I had lots of obligations and other priorities to take care of.Had some major pending works due to which I just couldn't come.It simply didn't workout even though I had promised him that I would certainly turn up @ work.Today morning he definitely took out his frustrations on me.But I told him earlier and I told him again that " DON'T EXPECT ME TO MEET ANYONE FROM OFFICE ON MY WEEKLY OFFS".I would have certainly met him(for my appraisals( confirmation in the company)) if I didn't have some other work.By the end of the day I was dead tired and was in no position to come all the way to Office in those crowded trains.The only reason I am complaining and saying that the Holiday God is not happy with me is because "Did my Boss(Not the Big Boss!!) find my work off as the only day to do my appraisals? I know for a fact that my Boss's boss(Lets call him Big Boss who is actually a very straight forward person...personal experiences) is screwing my Boss's arse as he was supposed to finish my appraisals by end of May.I call this whole process"Hierarchy Screwing".My Boss's boss takes his case.My Boss takes my case.Damn..I don't have anyone to take my frustrations out...so I write !!!
By the way I did some amazing shopping in Chor-Bazaar(Thieves' Market) today.Picked up five crazy beer mugs @ the price of pea-nuts.I also got this wooden piece of work or whatever u call it..It is kind of a statue or rather a wooden sculpture of a pretty lady.She looks great too.Kind of Egyptian-art(Though I don't have much knowledge about Egypt as well as art).Whatever she is ,she looks gorgeous.Myself and my friend(I have mentioned about him previously.The guy who looks like spy vs. spy) thought about several names.Finally we named her Rakhi Sawant.But later on I found the name quite bold and a bit vulgar.Oh! I am so confused. My neighbour next door(She is one of those cool yet intelligent types...A rare breed in women species!!! ) suggested another name.So we rechristened her to "Maya".She is the new woman in my life,so full of mysteries(I mean where did she originate.how she was stolen and how did she land up in Chor Bazaar).Anyway,I am not bothered about her past.Just that me and my new found love "Maya" gonna have a ball of a time together.I am sure all of you are SO BLOODY JEALOUS.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Disgusting people everywhere ..Some very Disgusting and some to a lesser extent !!!
At around twelve in the night a friend of mine dropped by.I knew him since last four years but not really kept in touch since last year.We were very great friends earlier.But then he was brother(not real) of a girl I used to love.Things became ugly ,but got sorted out eventually.Problem with this guy is that he keeps on repeating the same thing again and again.That really kills me.I think we spoke for almost 6 hrs & trust me we could have cut it down to 2 hrs.Just my luck.
Had to sleep in my FRIEND"S GIRLFRIEND's room.The reason for stressing on *****FRIEND"S GIRLFRIEND's**** is because of it's obvious reasons.Though I know her pretty well and we are best of pals she prefers it that way.No matter how close I am to her ,she prefers rubbing the fact that she is going around with my friend(Talk about being in love).Anyway,lets get back to where I started.She was not coming to her room as she was out.My friend(I mean that girl's boyfriend) and myself decided to sleep in her room.Reason: My room was already occupied with my talkative friend and another guy (Spy vs. Spy..he looks like one of the spies).Today I came to know she was furious of the fact that I slept(jus' slept and did nothing else...I mean jus' me and my friends were there) in her room.She was shouting at her BOY because she had given permissions only to him to sleep in her room.However let me tell you something at this point. This GIRL slept in my room many a times,especially when she had guests around the corner.Anyway what happened can't be undone.Not that something terrible happened,but I found the whole episode really disgusting.I mean what's the big deal?Some people just have this habit of making an epic from a simple word.Disgusting...Very Disgusting!!!
Things were not over with that.That chatter box friend was still in my room.He kept on talking about the same nonsense again and again and again.His so called "Motivational Talks" were terrible.Oh God!!! Why do I meet such people? Disgusting...yet not so disgusting.
Had a major issue with a girl I really like.Reason: I can't tell you but trivial.I am dying as she is not picking up my phone.I find it absolutely stupid.Oh !! Give me break.Talk to me!! I am terribly missing you(Think I like her a lot but NOT love her).Disgusting...but I like her.
Seems like it is going to be terrible @ work.But since last four hours everything is going great.Hope the day gets over soon.At least I will be able to enjoy the next two days at home(I have offs) MINUS all these "Very disgusting" and "Not so disgusting people".
No Room for New Rooms
1)It has a window facing the toilet(Wow...what a turn on ...hehehe) and
2)two tube lights.
3)It's 15 sq feet long and just 5 sq feet wide.
4)There are lots and lots and lots of drawers
Actually it was a store room earlier.Biggest shocker was still to come.Monthly rent 8000 bucks a month.Damn...B'bay is expensive!!! My landlord has gone insane.Fortunately he doesn't irritate me these days.I stuff my rent on his month on the first day itself.Sometimes these species(landlords) of human can really be sticky customers.I don't want this weird looking room.I am very happy with my 10 by 10 room with full ventilation.Moreover I am paying just 4000 bucks...that's so cool(I mean my fully ventilated room)
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Sunday..Bloody Sunday
"I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long..."
Was singing this song (by U2) ever since I got up in the morning.Didn't get any sleep the whole night anyway.Having a tough time with my back and had an equally terrible time going for the nature's call and morning showers .... thanks to that terrible sprain of my hip bone.
Just' my bad luck that I have to go for work today,as my friend(my accident pal !!) can't come.I had informed my Boss yesterday that I will come over(even though I had an off) and save his ASS as my friend and another fellow were the only people working.He promised me a Monday off(I was having an off today).Though I didn't get the wake -up call that he had promised me yesterday,I definitely got his frantic calls asking me if I would be coming to work today or I would be late for work.
After struggling with the leg and the usual crowds in the train and that rickety rickshaw.But.. when I managed to reach there, surprises(??) were waiting for me.
Our man doesn't seem to believe that we actually met up with an accident.Talk about benefits of charity.My friend(the accident boy)is not a cry wolf type ,so not believing that he had an accident is ridiculous.Forget about me.After series of cross questioning(stuffs like there are no bruises,did your jeans tear(lol!!),is your friend planning to resign),my manager gives up.Not that he is convinced,but he would rather not waste his time as he got to go!! He leaves by announcing a word of praise about my dedication and devotion to my job.Yeah...Right.He is gone !!! Not before making me completely red with anger and frustration.Why do I have to show him such level of dedication(Working on a Sunday/off day)? His not (really) trusting us and thinking that it's just another cry wolf story. Was it really worth it?
It was Not So Boring Saturday After-all !!!
Felt nice in the room.One of my friend cooked food fr me and she washed all the utensils as well.Another friend of mine called up from B'lore.He was at the Aerosmith concert.Damn..I wanted to be so much in that place.Made me listen to "Crying" and "Walk On" over the phone.Poor thing he went for the concert all alone.A true rocker.Wish I was there.It's a pity that I couldn't go for the concert,but thank God , at least managed to listen to two of their tracks.Man !!! He made my day!!!
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Stonny Saturdays(I am so sleppy)
Friday, June 1, 2007
Traumatic Friday (Talk..talk..talk..talk..talk about it)
I met this guy today.Just' before I went for my lunch(Of course the food would have been terrible,but still !!).He was the team-leader from my previous company.This guy can talk.I mean,when he talks you either sit down and listen to him or just close your ears.Though I prefer the second option,but the pitch of his voice just won't let you do so. He can talk and he can BRAG.The reason I highlighted "Brag" because that's only thing he does when he talks.The other day he was telling me about how much shopping he did.Though I tried to make it very apparent that I am not interested ,he managed to hang on for the next thirty minutes.Later on when I calculated it came out to be six-digit figures.The big guy did shopping for almost one lakh rupees ,that too clothes in span of three d
ays.Impossible.The reason because he earns around thirty grands a month.But then there is a saying that "Empty vessels make more sound".So i just let him speak(Brag).That was the biggest mistake I did.Started his lecture on which brands he wears.From brands he went on talking about the girls who comes in that brands advertisement.From the ad,he went on to tell me that one of his ex-girlfriend looks like that model.From his ex-girlfriend he started telling me about his conquests .How many girlfriends he had.How many others he scored.Hey almost an hour is gone.Our man wouldn't stop.On top of it he has finished three of my cigarettes.I mean,dude can't you buy your own smokes?On top of that he says how he finished the whole pack of cigarettes just because he was too depressed.Just' my luck.Now our man become quite sentimental and I have to spend another fifteen minutes advising him that he should be brave and all those stupid motivational talks.Again he took one of my cigarettes and starts advising me that I should be smoking Marlboros and not the cheap cigarettes I smoke.Another fifteen minutes on the effects of smoking.Then he goes on telling me that once due to smoking he got a bad head rush and had to rush back home.Now,our man stays in the far suburbs.So he goes on telling me that he has decided to buy one 2BHK flat in the town.Even a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE will think ten times before buying such a place.Hell...One day I a sure he will buy the whole city(Talk about shameless bragging).But our man wouldn't.Hell...another fifteen minutes gone.I am getting late.Can't just' sit with this guy forever.I am one hour behind my schedule.
Finally after telling him that I am late,his highness allows me to leave (after promising me that he will surely meet me on the weekend).By this time I am mentally drained,physically exhausted and short of cigarettes.(Damn,I am late by one and a half hour)Top it up with spit drops all over my face.You have to carry a wiper with you because our man has the capability of spiting hundred droplets of saliva per minute(Talk about talking it out in your face).I am late and I am ready for my Boss's firing.I am hungry,angry and really don't know what to do.Just' my luck.I will pray to god that I don't bump into him again.But,I am sure I will meet him again when I am least expecting him.Talk about old friendship.I am sure no love is lost after today's trauma.
PS:This guy reminds me of someone.I am sure you have met someone like him too..feel free to post in our comments.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Sleepy Thursday
At the home front,civil war have subsided.It's not over though.Career decisions for my brother are shaping up well.My contributions to that-hmmm...Negligible.Didn't speak to some unimportant people yesterday.Again,getting bored of them.I hate people when they call you only when they need something.B-I-A-T-C-H !!!! Was having an intellectual(duhhh) discussion with a pal of mine yesterday.(By the way this pal of mine is too bloody slow in life...now you know whom I am talking about). We were wondering how some people when they are having a ball completely forget to inform us .The same people will call you up when they have nothing to do ,no one else to speak.
Had a tough time at home yesterday with my gas-burner yesterday.It took more than thirty mins to make scrambled eggs.The life of the burner was pretty short this time.The soaked beans which I was planing to cook remains in the freezer till today.Dinner was terrible yesterday.Same old "dabbas" !!!! The tiffin-delivery guy is really strange.He can never understand what I tell him. I tell him not to get food,he will get it.He does the complete opposite of what you tell him.Probably that is the reason he is the tiffin-delivery guy.He can really try my patience.Was wondering if I need to tell you all about this self proclaimed shopaholic(there are lots of other terms to describing him...like irritating,talkative,blabbering) of my office.Of course I love that guy(pun intended).Probably tomorrow.Just' got a hour to kill now.Hopefully will go for some SHOPPING(??!!) today.Have to travel one ho t get back home.That's the part I hate the most.
Just' going to wrap up one hell of a boring ,sleepy day!!!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Wednesday Blues(Contd.)
Wednesday Blues !!
Sitting in the office ,surfing net for nine hours at a stretch is taking it's toll and I am not loving it.Seems funny,but everyone has a fixation with FREE & SEX.I mean jus' because net access is FREE, I am there on it ...perpetually every moment.However,I can't get access to SEX.In case you are wondering if I get access to have sex in my office, I mean getting access to porn.Honestly speaking I don't like it either. We all are so obsessd with Free/Sex.I am getting bored out of my head in my office.I keep on contradicting myself every day.But really need to change the job.Need some real action in life. Probably switch over to something which I like doing.
I feel like hanging someone upside down and putting lots of honey all over her body.Actually not honey.Honey is expensive. I will stick with sugar,probably sugar-syrup. After that I will probably put some ants all over her body.This is something I can only dream of.Wish my dreams come true.But I seriously feel like doing this to someone.A couple of my friends are aware of this person.I feel like writing her name but I am scared of a confrontation.Due to obvious reasons,some of you might be thinking that I might be in love with this woman.I am so sure that I am not.This wretched woman has kept me hanging for something for whole two months(no pun intended).I wish I was she rots in hell.
Office is really getting on my nerves.I am feeling very cold. This is the third time that I have told the watchman to reduce the damn AC. Alas!!! Seems, he doesn't understand English nor Hindi.Probably that idiot understands only Greek.Feel like going and strangling him.I really don't know why I am talking so much about violence.Probably the only reason he is a watchman is because he has such a terrible IQ.Oh My God !!! I shouldn't be talking like that.It's so damn rude.Then again,I really can't help it.Planning to go and have lunce.I am too lazy too get up from chair.I am also sure the food wouldn't be great.****(will write more after lunch..to be contd.)
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tuesday Wishes
Amen !!!
Monday, May 28, 2007
Having a tough time managing the MANAGERS !!!
Disclaimer: (I am lying ,I am lying,I am lying !!!!!)
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Lies ,Lies and Some More Lies
Lies ,lies and some more lies.I watched this movie the other day."School for Scoundrels"(Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder).Amazing movie and it did show the value of Lies ,lies and more lies.You watch it to know more about it.I am not saying that it is a healthy practice.What? Art of lying ! What I have learnt from all my previous disasters (lyin' experiences) that your lies should be fool -proof and never opt for the sayin"one lie makes way for another".Its either one big lie or Don't lie at all.I don't really know why am I writing this page on lies.Well ,actually I am frustrated.Very frustrated.Because For a change I thought of being honest with myself and OTHERS.But then,I started seeing the true colours of TRUTH.Everyone around me are building castle full of lies.
The other day I wrote about the story of Miss A,B,C&D.Well ,all of them are lying to some extent.Most of the people around me are lying to me about something or the other.Some are just lying to make me happy.There is this girl I know.She lies about everything.I mean everything.Not that I don't know about her ,but then she lies to me about every single thing.You ask her if she had dinner.Even if she had food meant for ten guys ,she will say she didn't have.The other day,she took something valuables(Now don't think it's gold or diamonds..but I just won't tell you) from me.Now don't get wrong ideas.I couldn't figure out any other word .So i used VALUABLES.Not that she just took it ,but she promised to return me that thing in a day or two(valuables of course).Till today I am waiting.I am not going to tell you what she took and how she took it.But just presume that she took it from me by setting me up in her ring of lies.Only reason ,I am not writing who she is and what she took is because tomorrow she might be reading this page and then I have to LIE to her about several references.I mean why to lie if it's not necessary.Why do you make it so obvious when you are lying? It surprises me beyond my imagination.
So I have just decided to be honest with my suffering soul and take the real path.I will NOT STOP LYING.I mean my lies will be plain and simple which won't be detected.It won't harm you people anyway but you won't be able to catch them.So I will just lie to you at the right time and at the right place.Lies,lies and some more lies !!!!
PS: I was not lying all this while.Some people are actually lying to me a lot and it's bothering the hell out of me !!!
Also:Hey I forgot to tell you.I came to office after shaving my non-existent beard !!! Remember,my manager (Check out the last post).Well I have got rashes all over my face and I so badly want to show it to him.It happens when you try to shave non-existent hair. I just wanted him to know that " I WAS NOT LYING"
Friday, May 25, 2007
"No matter how nice you are ,some people are PLAIN ARSE-HOLES !!" The story of Miss A,Miss B ,Miss C & Miss D
No matter how nice I am to them,some people make a complete mockery of it.The day was so terrible.Another busy day with lots of people bitching.Started off with this lost soul telling another confused soul that I have been bitching about her friend who is an equally confused soul.Sounds confusing.Well actually Miss A has gone ahead and told Miss B(i really adore Miss B) that I have bitched about Miss C (who is friends with Miss A & Miss B) to Miss D.Now I hardly know Miss D ,but I am really good friends with Miss A & Miss B.Also as a matter of fact I know Miss C considerably well.However Miss D is practiaclly a stranger to me.Sounds confusing,well it is ...even to me.Now I am really not bothered about the feelings of Miss C & Miss D.However It surprises me to no limits that Miss A being such a close pal of mine,can talk like that.she is a complete arse-hole.Seems to me that she is not enjoying the close proximity of Miss B and me.But then,what also surprises me is the complete distrust and ignorance of Miss B.I mean women are confusing ,but it is all the more a bigger pain if they don't have any grey cells.Now what happened was a complete chaos.MissB was furious with me as it seems I have been telling stories about Miss C to Miss D.On top of it, the fake smiles of Miss A and Miss C.Probably by now Miss A has told Miss C that I am busy circulating stories about her(Miss C).Sounds confusing.Even I am.Now Miss B has promised Miss A that she won't tell me what Miss A has spoken about me.But then,she broke the promise and told me about it. Now ,Miss B wants me to promise her that I wouldn't tell any of the things she has told me to Miss A ,Miss C and Miss D .Hell...i so badly want to ask Miss A about all the commotion she is creating .But my lips are sealed and yes...my hands are tied too....I don't really mind hitting a woman.
Now, you must be thinking that why am i so bothered just because some people are talking nonsense. Well.....I try not to get bothered.But,let me tell you something.I am so nice to these people ,it would be beyond your comprehension !!! Oooh...I am so nice !! I am not in a habit of appraisal,but then you have to see it to know how much I care about these people.It's plainly my frustrations coming out on these pages.I really want to get rid of these people ,but I can't.""No matter how nice you are ,some people are PLAIN ARSE-HOLES !!""
PS: Had an arguement with my manager as he said that I didn't shave.Well I didn't...but who cares.I wonder if he did it himself !!! And also he said the "TOMMY HILFIGER" shirt I was wearing was not a formal attire.Well,actually it wasn't.But did he notice the kind of shoes he was wearing? Well they were dirty.And my shirt was semi-formal for your kind information.I hate to admit it.But then,I don't like people saying something bad about my clothes....I jus' hate it !!!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
My " Ego " Hell I hate it !!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
www.i-am-so-SICK.com
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Is It the beginning?
"adventures of my phone"
I feel like writing some nonsense again,but I really don't have the patience to sit in this Dingy Cybercafe.
Adventures Of My Reliance Phone
Now,where was I ? Talk about association of thoughts.From a Phone to an Underwear.I am sure by now you must have figured out why I have bought his phone.Not because I really liked it and couldn't keep my hands off it.But then,it's not that bad either.It's blue in colour.This colour blue is really going to kill me someday.I mean this blue.Blues ,blues,blues.I have started hating this colour off late.I was beaten up badly by this girl other day.The portion below my eye actually turned blue.Somebody SMSed me then"Heard you were beaten black and blue".The clothes,I mean the shirts, Jeans, socks, sweaters, underwears(my obsessed with them)are all blue.I picked up this real cool BLUE floaters from DAKS.One my friend went to buy some shoes.I convinced him to buy a pair of sandals for me.Again Blue.I was sick.The reason,I called a holy spirit(not kidding!!!) who could predict future.Aftereffects: fever (I will tell about it later)!! Ad the medicines: they were bue again !!! The book I a reading ,it's colour is blue !!! OK,so the phone,my blue phone.But somehow I am missing my old phone.It was not an expensive phone(1500 bucks to be precise).But the torture it went through I am sure no other phone can take it.It used to fall million of times.Top it up with litres of sweat,water(bathroom,etc),tea,alcohol !! Forget that...Once a very close friend of mine dropped it from the terrace and my phone(old one) was without it's battery for two long days.Finally my battery gave up to my frantic search.It was lying near a dustbin.But it was in the perfect working condition.It did manage to stick with its better half and the phone started working again.Thank God !! Where was I ? OK! the abuses my phone(old one) went through.Luckily I never dropped it in the Pot-hole.I mean it.At least you don't let your phone to go through shit.Though i dropped it several times in my bumpy bathroom,it never managed to reach THE RING.On top of it something had happened to the charger as well.I could never figure it out.I mean the concept f charging the phone.At times I used to charge the phone for twelve hours at a stretch .Still it would never charge to the full.I remember when I had bought the phone,it used to get charged fully within an hour or two.Slowly that became two or three.So finally I decided that I will charge it the whole night through.You must have heard the song by Queen" Too much love will kill you".Same thing happened with the battery.Too much of charge killed it. It(I mean the battery)could never understand the love and affection.That's what happens when you love somebody a lot.It ends in a heartache.Coming back to the love triangle of the battery,phone minus the battery and myself.Ya...the battery would never charge up.But it used to work properly in my friend's phone.So times came when I used to charge my battery in my friend's phone using his charge.As I already told you 'the battery' ,'the phone' & the new entrant to this love story and myself were not so happy with each other.So began the whole process of calling my friend to my house or going to his place and charging my battery in his phone.Gradually I started using his battery in my phone.But the same old story.My phone(the old phone,just in case you are confused) could never find a soul mate in any battery.
I do see that I have drifted considerably from the colour Blue to my Old phone.But then again I just can't ignore my old phone.I just can't.It had through my thick and thins. Will post more about my old phone later.Do keep your eyes ope about these hot topics: